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[Obligations]
The situation has changed, it’s imperative that you start making progress towards the objective.
>About the objective, chief, is it really all that important? With all the crazy stuff going on shouldn’t we have other priorities? For Christ’s sakes, one of these dizzy broads nuked Honolulu
Negative, Kuro. We need that belt.
>This is ridiculous
You attended one of those fancy European boarding schools, right? How much did they teach you about American history?
>Not much. They taught us to avoid Americans though
Let me give you a crash course.
1609; a young settler by the name of Misery Wobblebottom bests the high priestess of the Oppai Indians in a contest of strength. Wobblebottom is presented with a totem of power to commemorate her victory. The English go on to dominate the North American continent and the indigenous people are driven to the brink of extinction.
1923; a vaudevillian actress is driven from the south after performing a routine considered ‘too racist’ even for the standards of the day. She tries her hand at wrestling and is eventually presented with a championship belt by a celebrated ‘pasta eating canine’. A century on and her family is among the most powerful in the world.
2005; Victoria Royale becomes champion of the federation that would eventually become the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. Within a year she’s amassed enough power to establish her own independent autocratic nation in the very heart of the continental United States.
Have you picked up on a common thread?
>Look, chief, I have friends now. Obligations
You don’t have friends, Kuro. You have contacts. Assets to be exploited.
>…
>I don’t have friends?
Get the belt, Kuro.