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> write a letter in the style of Ken Burn's Civil War documentary about the Ultimate Warrior's match against Andre the Giant
Dear Mr. The Giant,
I am writing to you on behalf of my client, Ultimo Dragon (Ultimate Warrior). He has requested that we write a letter in his defense regarding your recent bout with him at Wrestlemania XXVII. As I'm sure you are aware by now, the match was widely criticized for its poor quality and overall lackluster performance on both sides of the ring.
Ultimo Dragon feels strongly about this matter as he believes that his skills were not properly showcased in your bout due to a number of factors such as your own physical limitations or simply because you did not prepare adequately for him, which is why Ultimate Warrior has requested our assistance with writing an official letter on behalf of himself.
Ultimo Dragon feels that he should be recognized and appreciated more than just being seen as a mere wrestling opponent in your match at Wrestlemania XXVII. He believes his skills deserve to shine through, which is why we are requesting you write him an apology letter for the poor performance of both sides during this bout.
We hope that our assistance will help Ultimo Dragon receive more recognition and appreciation from your match at Wrestlemania XXVII as he believes his skills deserve to shine through, which is why we are requesting you write him an apology letter for the poor performance of both sides during this bout.
We look forward to hearing back from you soon regarding our client's concerns and requests.
