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>*Tweetstagram live stream*
>Juuus-tice Jupiter! W-welcome d-dear ff-followers of Justice! T-today, I'll be s-showing how e-even YOU can help the ff-fight ff-for justice w-with everyday a-acts!
>S-so, uhm... *frantically looks around*
>Uh, t-there's someone in need! Ff-follow me, Lil' Bro!
>*runs up to an old lady walking towards a road crossing*
>H-h-hello ma'am! W-w-would you l-like some aid in c-crossing the road?
>*confused old woman* ARE YOU WHAT THEY CALL A STRIPPER, DARLING?
>*embarrassed Rabbit* N-no, ma'am. I... I'm th-the local superhero, Ranger Rabbit!
>*amazed old woman* BREED LIKE RABBITS? OOH, I'M SURE YOU WILL, DARLING! ANY MAN WOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE A GO WITH YOU!
>*panicking Rabbit* N-n-no, n-no, y-you got it all w-wrong, ma'am! I c-came h-here to help you!
>*helpful old woman* YOU NEED HELP? HERE, DARLING, IT CAN GET AWFULLY COLD IN THAT OUTFIT! HAVE 50 BUCKS!
>*hesitant Rabbit accepts the money* T-t-thanks, ma'am. B-but y-you've misunderstood m-me! Y-you see, I'm a m-magical girl, who...
>*understanding old woman* OOOH, SURE YOU ARE, HONEY! A LOT OF G.I.S RETURNING FROM FRANCE ALSO CALLED ME MAGICAL WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE! NOW EXCUSE ME, I HAVE BINGO TO CATCH WITH LIZZIE!
>*the old woman crosses the road, leaving a flustered Jupiterian Rabbit behind her*
>L-lil' Bro... J-just end the stream here...
>*stream ends*
