>>9321948I TURN ON THE TV WEDNESDAY NIGHT
>What?I FLIP THROUGH THE CHANNELS
>What?FOX
>What?NBC
>What?TNT
>What?ANIMAL PLANET
>What?AND I GET TO TBS
>What?THEY'RE SHOWING AEW DYNAMITE
>What?FIRST MATCH IS UP
>What?I SEE ONE FLIP
>What?TWO FLIPS
>What?THREE FLIPS
>What?FOUR FLIPS
>What?FIVE GOD DAMN FLIPS IN THE FIRST 10 SECONDS OF THE MATCH
>What?SO I THINK TO MYSELF
>What?THESE GUYS ARE NO DIMES
>What?THEY HAVE NO HEAT
>What?NO CHARISMA
>What?SO I CALL KEVIN NASH UP
>What?I SAY KEVIN
>What?WE'RE GONNA FORM A PACT
>What?WE'RE NEVER GONNA WATCH THAT SUMBITCH TONY KHAN'S SHOW EVER AGAIN
>What?AND IF I CATCH YOU WATCHING THAT PIECE OF TRASH SHOW
>What?I'M GONNA STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR CHEST
>What?AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass shatters*