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>So let me tell you about this guy named Anon - he really wanted to eat my shit. Yeah, crazy right? So anyway I flushed it. I flushed it right in front of him after he begged me, got on his knees and BEGGED me to let him eat it. And then he started crying and said it's precious like gold and yet I wasted it so I told him, 'hey don't worry young man, I'll do this three more times today.'
>So a few hours later after lunch it's that time again and this horny little fanboy comes rushing into my bathroom as I'm doing my business. 'Mandy, Mandyyyy, can I eat your shit?' And he's the dearest thing, eyes like saucers, pitching a tent in his pants, so horny for THE Attraction. So I say 'Sure, go ahead, stick your head right in that toilet bowl and chow down on The Attraction's shit.' And he does it, so then I flushed it with his head in the bowl!
*starts laughing*
