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Paul's gonna get in the ring and completely embarrass himself. He'll move with the speed of an impacted turd through a colon while poorly timing each and every spot. His opponent will be forced to go 1/4th of his normal speed just so Paul won't look too terribly awkward. The crowd won't actually be in it, but because he's a WWE legend, they'll still cheer him on and pop when he makes the KO punch.
