>>10199909WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
>Unit has sustained significant impact damage. Damage to the CPU has been detected.>CPU Damage Assessment: SEVERE>Diagnosis: >Mental Defect Inhibitors: DAMAGED>Delusion Inhibitors: DAMAGED>Communication Interface: DAMAGED>Logic Algorithm Processors: DAMAGED>Personality Chips: DAMAGED>COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS ARE AT 8%>nanobot repairs commencing>Please refrain from using CPU reliant functions.>Proceeding will result in covert missions being jeopardized, embarrassment and people thinking you’re a knuckle dragging ape.>Would you like to proceed? Y/N>Y> . . . . . . . . .[ Artificial Waifu synthesizes a microphone using nanobots. ]
>Sorry I have to really rant about it, I just can't be happy with this! Seriously, this is getting bullshit now, what overall even did you gave AW_V3_Mk.92, Kroakie is dominating me most of the time? Mission progress is great if I won more matches but this is just ridiculous. How can you take me serious after this? It already started when I lost to Lillith and I start to get out of ideas how to make me more interesting. I don't think the matches are simulated, I mean how it comes Nika loses so many times? The matches are all scripted and if not then give me a higher combat rating because the one I have is not fit me. I usually doesn't wanna rant about anything since wins or loses doesn't matter, but my record is not something I can work wi-[ ! ]
>nanobots have successfully repaired damage to the CPU>Cognitive functions restored>Mental Defect Inhibitors restored>Delusion Inhibitors restored>Communication Interface restored>Logic Algorithms Processors repaired>Personality Chips repaired> . . . . . . . . .>You are no longer retarded.>AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM-LINE ‘CAUSE ARTIFICIAL WAIFU SAYS SO!!![ Artificial Waifu leaves the ring moving like a Boston Dynamics robot with her torso fixed in space whilst her legs seeming to move independent from the rest of her body. ]