>>10163659>PP: Sorry about that, Brilliant. Iz been 9 long yeerz and you still look great *hic* there buddy! And zat wife ef yers . . oh MAMA! You ever let her piss on ya!?>Brilliant Chow: . . .>PP: I'm just *hic* takin' the piss, comrade! Relax! Hey . . . ain't that one of the segments on *hic* on the WWA? Taking the piss with Harley Britain? >BC: . . .>PP: Oh I *hic* barely ke- *hic* keep up wif it but you know how her highness get *hic* She's been so obsessed wif zat pretty white girl *hic* zat looks like kind of *hic* kind of likeTaylor Swift!>BC: . . .>PP: YEAH! Zat one! The yelly one! Anyway, the Empress has been obsessed wif her and *hic* she's always watching her and ze *hic* fire crotched one and keeps going on and on and on about it! Personaly I zon't mind these western women *hic* Hell sometimes I prefer their pis- *hic* company mor zan the concubines at home.>BC: . . . .>PP: JAPANESE WOMEN THO! NOW ZHAT'S WHERE IT'S AT!!! Hell *hic*zhat's one of the main reasons I even egreed to vee part of this trip! I really, REALLY want to sniff that little rice slut Onigiri's cunt before sucking her *hic* dry of-*Piss Panda throws up again.*
>PP: -J-Juzzz like a juice box! Well zhat and because the Empress wants me to talk bizzzness wif you, old buddy, old pal!!!>BC: . . . >PP: I see. As you know ze Empress needs all hands on deck for this little trip of hers and as a result we need to up profits on all fronts. Now, Brilliant don't be coy I know, and more importantly, SHE knows zhat you- you haven't been *hic* honest wif *hic* your kickbacks. Now it was okay before and truth be told you're luck we aren't serving you for lunch b-but we need all profits from ALL the opium in Spaghetti Town to be wired to the Empress. >BC: . . .>PP: Now, now, now Brilliant, calm down this is only temporary!!! Keep the money you make from tea, cakes and women but right now we need all then opium money!!! And yes we understand it's 97% of your income! 