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Hey there kid, so listen - here's what I'm thinking for our match tonight...
We'll start slow - ya know - lots of back-and-forth chop spots, some stiff forearms, and a superplex or two. After we've gotten past the soft stuff, we'll move into the meat of the match. You can take control for 10 minutes and get all your shit in - maybe hit me with your finisher a couple times. After that we'll do the thumbtack spot. I'll empty the bag of tacks on the outside of the ring, and then Im hoping you feel comfortable giving me a piledriver off the top rope to the outside on to the tacks. Then we can really turn up the heat - you'll roll my near lifeless corpse into the ring and then hit me with a couple dozen con-chair-to's - that should really get the crowd going. Then we'll go home with the fire spot - be sure to douse me up real good with that lighter fluid - pour some into my mouth and down my trunks before you toss that lit match onto me.
Anyway, whadda ya think kid? I think we can really send this crowd home happy - even if it is just a house show.
