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An indie geek, smark professor was teaching a class on Dean Malenko, known vanilla midget.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Malenko and accept that his technical wrestling was the most highly advanced wrestling America has ever known, even greater than 'Macho Man' Randy Savage!" At this moment a brave, 6'6, 300lbs, wrestler who had squashed more than 1500 jobbers and understood the superiority of big guys and fully supported World Championship Wrestling stood and held up a RoH DVD. "How much money did this event draw, brother?!" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "It's not important how much money it drew, fucking gorilla, wrestling is about technical ability, not drawing money." "Wrong. It's been 30 years since Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant in front of 90,000 Hulkamaniacs at the Silver Dome, if it was not the greatest wrestling event of all time and wrestling is, as you say, about technical ability, then it should be regarded as a commercial failure by now, dude." The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Yes! by Daniel Bryan. He stormed out of the room crying those small, vanilla midget crocodile tears.
