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>So this bossman comes to me and says "Alice we ain't got a lady in the locker-room! It's all girls, we need you"
>And I tell him I ain't no lady, I ain't no fancy skank! But I knew what he meant!
>The WWA got pretty princess after pretty princess
>Slinging photoshoots and drawing in the simple minded guys left and right but they ain't know jack about wrestling!
>How many mother's you got in that backstage area huh? Is the one called Might Mom or something even a mother! I bet she ain't!
>I raised three daughters alone! I sacrificed my body up, down and around the world for them
>And when they grew up they said "Mommy we want to be just like ya"
>And I said ARE YOU INSANE? I sent them to college, got them a real job, a real life!
>Seeing all you young hussies flaunting it around in that ring
>Not getting that any match could be your last
>Seems you need to be taught
>But I only got love for my family so the only teaching's you'll recieve will be by Mr Left and Mr Right that I have with me!
>The boss man says my contract don't start till after the next big show so enjoy the free time
>The name's Janice "Beatdown" Holmes
>I'm going to teach ya