Good evening fight fans and degenerate coomers alike, we are LIVE for another night of hard hitting Waifu Wrestling Alliance action.
Kicking us off tonight...
Newcomer Colby Jefferson recently made her debut in a valiant, albeit losing effort of Miss USA. Following that match, Hailey Britannia used the the time to start a crusade against Pizzoad spokespersons, which Colby has taken exception to.
The two will now go one on one with a special condition: the loser of the match will have to eat the others -- pizza slice. I was going to say pizza. A special pizza, designed by each competitor for the other.
If Hailey wins, Colby must eat a blood pudding, haricot beans and walker crisps pizza -- gross!
If Colby is victorious, Hailey must eat a Pizzoad special, with double sausage, double cheese and triple anchovies -- that's over 9000 calories!
But who will effectively force feed the other? Let's find out, because there's the bell!
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