>>14035573Whole reason "take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue, gain height, have sex" (and by extension Wolfie coming here and 1992 becoming a meme) became a meme here is because we detested Phil's whiny faggot ass and his basement dwelling permavirgin smark redditor fans (i.e. You) so we took that Nash promo he cut on Phil as gospel. Phil getting his ass beat in the UFC was the most glorious day in /asp/'s history, of course your newfaggot ass wasn't there to witness it or you wouldn't be spewing this tripe.