>>6243374>have your ten-minute match >forced to watch the rest of the show or you'll hurt your career >get in a rental car and drive to the next town >try to maintain an Adonis physique with diner slop>even though a high body fat is much safer for you in wrestling, but then you won't get a push and obese smarks will make fun of you>book some shitty hotel>quick zoom call with your family >get a few hours of sleep (you're in constant pain, by the way)>wake up exhausted >more driving >work out (still in constant pain, by the way) >more driving >your muscles lock up from all the driving >wait around for hours >have your ten-minute match >repeat 300 days a year>all of this just to be a D-list celebrity and not even make that much money >no union, no insurance, constant office politics, constant corporate bullshit, could be fired at any second I legitimately can't think of a worse career than being a pro wrestler. Having your own action figure isn't worth this shit.
