>>10488310"A fucken Piephone 14? Shit, mate, that's like... 13 times better than anything Oi've ever had! Waddya want sweet innocent Koby's numbah for anyway? Ya fucken horn dog, nyeh heh heh."
"Oi speaken of, that Show Ya Wabs match is comin'. What's ya plan? What's ya secret?"
>>10488357"'Not yet,' eh? Oh Ash, ya fucken sick cunt. Ya know I reckon Nickers is actually pretty shook she ain't gonna getsa fight youse. I won't preach to the choir, but I got a feelin' she's gonna take it out on me. But toitle or nah, youse and I gotta get our tits wet in that ring, ya feel me? Big fan for a long time, 'Foirberd'."
>[Sheila gives Ash a playful little smile.]"Oi but nah, I'm glad ya beck, even if just for a little whoil. Things kidna... fell apart around here..."
"Hails, Ashers, youse wanna drink? I think the cheerleader's tab is still open."