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>be me
>Dax Harwood
>in the best damn tag team on the planet
>wake up
>slip on baby yoda slippers
>hop on Twitter
>read what's trending
>"OH MY WRASTLING GODS! COVID CONFIRMED TO COME FROM A LAB!?"
>check my notifications
>no one has tweeted at me to check on me
>no one knows how im feeling after this news
>keep refreshing Twitter hoping someone checks in on me
>start to cry
>my fat ugly wife comes in and comforts me
>drink my manly black rifle coffee
>stomach doesn't like it
>take massive poo
>use my dude wipes
>hop in the shower
>wash myself with manly soap that smells like whiskey
>trim my manly balls with my manscape buzzer
>hop out
>toss on my Deadpool robe
>wake up my daughter
>let her paint my nails and put lipstick on me
>take a manly selfie with her so people know tough guys can get makeup done also
>smoke a cigar
>hop back on Twitter
>"OH MY ARCEUS SOMEONE JUST TWEETED AT ME ASKING HOW IM DOING!"
>tweet back at them, letting them know im doing good
>go back in living room and watch Rick and Morty with the family
