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>9 years old
>at Walmart during valentines day, they're selling those 5 foot tall teddy bears and shit
>for some reason my little boy brain decides to grab one and throw it as hard as I could up over the top of the aisle shelf, assuming it'll just spook someone walking by the aisle next to me
>hear a massive shattering instead
>the aisle next to me is holding all the glass bottles of cooking oil
>bear hit the other side of the shelf, knocked down entire front rack of glass bottles
>a good 20 bottles of olive oil shatter to the floor. Broken glass everywhere, pool of oil taking up the entire aisle and then some
>I walk to the aisle, seeing the innocent teddy bear soaked in shame, surrounded by glass
>college kid walmart employee notices me just staring at the atrocity I've just committed
>"..did you do this?"
>"yeah.."
>"just.. just get out of here"
