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Do you think Runa-chan has a crush on Chris Brookes? Kek, it would be hard to imagine not! Imagine being a young Japanese woman, spending your days scouring the land searching for Kamen Rider figures, pestering your best friend for her Premium Bandai, living a dull, ordinary life— and then suddenly you catch a glimpse of a true, dashing British gentleman. No doubt she suddenly started seeing life in colour, when previously it has been black and white. No doubt those precious Premium Bandais lost their lustre now that she had witnessed a real life angel. She nudges Haru, whispers, (translated from the original Japanese) “What’s his name?” Haru whispers back, “That’s Chris Brookes— the greatest gaijin wrestler of all time. Best to forget about him, Runa— he doesn’t have time for girls like us.” Then, suddenly, that blonde angel hailing from Tipton, England, cranes his neck around and looks her right in the eyes. He smiles and winks at her. In this moment, her heart simultaneously soars and breaks; in that moment in which she knew her heart was his and his forever, she received confirmation that she was, to him, just another adoring fangirl in the sea of adoring fangirls that followed him wherever she went. Her eternal love was hopeless, and doomed. And thus, the beautiful fallen angel Chris Brookes had ruined another life.