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I just had a scary dream. I walked out of my bedroom and saw Mandy sitting at my kitchen table. Obviously I immediately started to flirt with her so I could buttfuck her. I asked if she liked Slipknot (I don't know why because I fucking hate Slipknot). She replied "That shit is fucking weird, loser. No wonder your dad is dead." Then she took out a huge knife and stabbed me over and over until I fell on the floor bleeding. Lastly a giant alien looking thing (Like a chestburster xenomorph but blue) came out of my TV and launched at me which is when I woke up in the middle of the night in shock.
What do I say to her next time so things go smoother the next time I go to sleep?
