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Let's start with a little recap of our recent gigashow, Samhain Sacrifice. On night one, we had the opening rounds of our first annual crimson crown deathmatch tournament. The MAGA Butcher defeated the Sandman, Sabu defeated Frankenstein, Terry Funk defeated Onita, and Count Dracula defeated Cactus Jack. The losers of each match were forced to spin Jake the Snake's WHEEL OF KWABS and take their punishments in turn. CM Punk tried to crash the party but was quickly BTFO by Chad Rockwell, making Punk slink off in shame. Trannies attempted to raid the thread but were repulsed by the diligent efforts of the K-WAB faithful, led by New Jack.
