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Well, would you look at that! It's Colby Jefferson, in the WWA arena at the top of the stage, and she has a microphone.
>"Hellloooo WWA! It's me again: Colby Jefferson, conqueror of Brittania, America's Sweetheart, and most importantly one half of the Immaculate Connection, your next WWA World Tag Team Champions. There's a lot on my mind, all across the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, and normally that would mean that it's Colby's Corner time again. But since a lot of mistaken, misguided people STILL have the impression that I'm some sort of webcam warrior, that I haven't earned anything here in this ring, I wanted to come out and talk personally and set the record straight about a lot of things. But let's not call this a pipe bomb, because unlike Miss USA I'm not a terrorist. Instead, I'm about to hit you all with an extra strength dose of INCONVENIENT TRUTH."
>"First things first - my tag team partner and BEST FRIEND, the divine, the angelic, the incomparable AMY FLAME, is attending to other matters right now. But she's here with me in spirit when I say that we've both been getting disrespected by people saying we don't deserve a shot at the WWA World Tag Team Championships. But in addition to our perfect undefeated record as a tag team, we've done something that no other tag team who wants a shot at those titles has had the courage to do..... we stepped up and ASKED. And we did it not for ourselves, but as a favor to all of you. You'll thank us once the Immaculate Connection are the champions, drawing houses like a couple of architects working double overtime, and representing the WWA tag team division with the immaculate qualities that only we have: the unsullied honor and quiet dignity that the names AMY FLAME and COLBY JEFFERSON are synonymous with!"
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