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>CHAD
>barely in 30s
>6'
>longhair
>blue eyes
>dreamboat good looks
>married highschool sweetheart remaining faithful to her
>school teacher molding the minds of the youth
>Tanahashi won over by his young boy potential (bACEd)
>won 1st-ever match in AEW
>so based a legend Dustin adopted his catchphrase
>won gold on a cruiseliner
>had the greatest tag match of all time (and WON)
>key figure in the greatest cinematic match of all-time
>only person to pin WarCHAD clean
>won over The Dark Order
>outcarnied Big Money Matt
>knows his worker rights for time off to be a good husband & father
>sired male heir
>(on 1st try)
>returned as the most over wrestler on the planet
>cut the best face promo of the decade
>was over after crowds returned
>was over after he returned
>was over after title win
>only person @ Full Gear to be unanimously cheered
>took Kenny's title
>took Kenny's friends
>took Kenny's spot as The ACE
>pinned Omega
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>calling your shot to win the world title? That's COWBOY SHIT
>girls want to be with him
>guys want to be him
>60-Minute Hangman
>back-to-back 5-star matches
>MILLION-VIEWER CHAMP
>kicks out from The Knee That Beat Cena
>first man to beat Danielson
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>beats Murderhawk in his specialty Texas Deathmatch
>ethered Glennetty Jacobs
>The Better Adam
>first-ever AEW million $ gate
>opens up THE FORBIDDEN DOOR
>permanently mindbreaks Phil and exposes him as a poser with 2 words
>said he'd protect AEW from Phil (he was right)
>enters United Center to a mega pop in front of 10K+ screaming Hangermaniacs
>wins $25K for the Chicago Public Education Fund (Wu-HANG is for the children) because he supports WORKER'S RIGHTS
>made Swerve a main eventer in 1 feud
>if you break into his house he burns yours down
>retired Daniels in a kino Texas Deathmatch
>beats the Cowboy Shit outta BRUV to win the Owen Cup
>DOESN'T SUCK A BLOODMONEY COVERED SAUDI DICK
>The Protagonist of Pro Wrestling
>The Ace of AEW
>The Hangman
