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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FELLOW GENTLESIRS. IT IS MY ESTEEMED PRIVILEGE TO INFORM YOU ON THIS FINE MORROW THAT I, THE HONORABLE KEITH R. LEE HATH BEEN GRIEVOUSLY FONDLED BY A WOMAN OF THE TRANSGENDER PERSUASION. VERILY MINE ANUS WAS TORN ASUNDER BY THE SHEER GIRTH OF HER ENGORGED MEMBER WHICH, UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, MEASURED ALMOST THREE-QUARTERS OF A CUBIT IN LENGTH!