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My ELITE BROTHERS,
Today, I come to you as an Enlightened Elitechad. On this glorious day when the wondrous purpose of AEW is joined with the majestic soul of New Japan Pro Wrestling, we must NOT turn our hatred against the REVILED E-DRONE on this day. No, I say! NO!
We must instead recognize that the VILE DRONE suffers on this great day. The VILE DRONE's seethe is of a particular virulent strain, my ELITEChad brothers. We must not turn our contempt upon them, as we often do! No, on this day, we must instead show them MERCY, COMPASSION, and PITY. Because on this day, they truly suffer.
My Elite Brothers, the next time you see an obvious falseflag or fake news post by a FAT SMELLY E-DRONE BITCH, I implore you to TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. Show restraint! It is time for Benediction because for us? LIFE IS GOOD.
Have a BLESSED day and enjoy FORBIDDEN DOOR. Amen.
