>>6256380YO! LISTEN...
GOOD MORNING SIR, HOW'S BRITAIN TODAY?
OH, SAME AS EVERYDAY: SHITTY & GRAY!
THE NAME ON THE MARQUEE, SURE IT SAYS PLATINUM:
BUT I'M JUST AS BLACK AS THE GUYS BANGING YOUR MUM!
YOUR MAMA'S A REAL PATRIOT, LOVES THE BBC
AND WE BOTH KNOW I DON'T MEAN THE CHANNEL ON TV!