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>Atsushi Onita
Riddle-San...I come to give you great deal. For low low price of just five thousand dolla, I give you rare magic Japanese donkey! I steal him from temple, he grant wishes, Riddle-San! I also steal mystical rubber chicken of eternal happiness, it bring good luck and much money. You want to buy?
>Matt Riddle
Bro, everybody knows I love ass and cock but you brought the wrong kind. I don't care about donkeys and rubber chickens bro...there is no way I'm gonna fall for this hokey bullshit bro. You could have at least brought some ganja or like, a new holographic projector so I can have cartoon animals in my entrance again. This shit is just lame, bro.