>>10354371“Aww fuck me dead Hails, I forgot about ya liver or kidney or whatever thing. I’ll put these away yeah?”
“’Cause yer right, mate. I ain’t really got much ta be celebratin’ about. Racks – ah, ‘La Jeff-a Ra-kwell Do-rang-ga’, sorry, I'm worken on me Spain-ish – she beat the piss outta me, love. I’m happy to say I’ve had some fucken wars in the ring ovah the years, but that cunt – she’s a good egg, mate. I reckon youse’d loik her. If ya dun believe me about Nickers, then at least given Racks a shot. D’ya know she’s got a fucken tiger or some shit, mate? I ain't pullin' ya leg. 'Michaelangelo.' She showed me a photo of ‘im. Big pussy. Yer kind of animal, nyeh heh heh.”
“… Sola. Yeah. Uh, look, I loik Sola. But we ain’t really mates like that. She’s a good egg, and I’m ‘appy I stopped Cassie’s gaudy fuckboy from getting’ any closer to ‘er, but she’s getting’ herself into more trouble than I reckon she can handle, lately. Yeah, she is a cutie, ya know. I get the feelin she wodden know what ta do with herself if anyone told her to her face, nyeh heh. And nah, I heard youse mention Flamo and that new cunt, Koby, in ya intro. I always loiked Flamo, but – nah, look, it ain’t fer me ta say. ‘Specially if I’m gonna be facin’ Nick. Oi, you met that cheerleader chick? Ran inta her at the beach the other noight. I dun' remember if I met half these new gals. All those youngen’s kinda look tha same ta me. What’s wiff all the piggy tails, yeah? Just let them locks loose, ladies.”