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Police Girl patrols the streets. Ostensibly she is doing it as part of her wrestling gimmick... But, in actuality, her fake patrol is a REAL PATROL. For she is Officer Police Girl, undercover cop! Hot on the trace of the most dangerous woman in Spaghetti Town. A drug kingpin. A maniacal murderer. A thief and scoundrel wanted the world over. A woman who has framed countless others in her bloodlust-fueled pursuit of power.
It is a middle class neighbourhood that she waltzes through, fully armed. A few citizens look at her with concern, but she waves and smiles.
>I'm a wrestler! Watch the show!
This seems to dissuade them somewhat.
Eventually she reaches her destination, a rather opulent looking mosque. They are horrified as Senior Detective Porkchop accompanies her inside, and the imam approaches her aghast.
"Um, ma'am, you cannot bring that pig here!"
>Silence!
>There's a woman in a burka running around committing every crime under the sun! I need to know about this errant member of your flock, holy man.
>Tell me about Steeli Yastuffi!
He looks at her as if she is retarded.
