>>10098475>>10098904>Who knows, Onigiri-san? I've certainly never heard of them...>It is as you say, Skelly-san. I'm just a WWA dojo rookie, and I still had some trouble getting what I needed to do done. From Akihabara to Hokkaido, I had many fans--"Shogunites", as I like to call them--that recognized my face...>And then, not only did I pay Goon Japan Pro Wrestling no mind, but I wrestled a match in front of a busy crowd in Hokkaido, and came out on top, everyone chanting my name!>Simply put, the WWA doesn't NEED Goon Japan. And with a rude entrance like that, you aren't wanted, either.>I've already fought one of your best--our intercontinental champion, Ash Romero--and I have nothing but the utmost respect for her. Am I truly supposed to believe that you five come anywhere close to her, when most of you probably couldn't even last a minute wrestling her?>"Bottom of the barrel"? Shika Higa, I'm so far beyond the barrel that I can only assume your eyesight's been impaired from the unrelenting darkness in the deepest cracks of that barrel, where YOU belong!Shogun points at a nearby camera.
>If I might paraphrase from our country's finest warrior, Miyamoto Musashi--please, Death Clutch, listen well:>"Be not distracted by the movements of the enemy's sword; simply know his sword.">So bluster and babble as you wish. I see right through your words, and come Forbidden Allure, I'll see right through you, too!>I've already plotted 1,000 ways we can take all of you down--Shogun counts on her fingers.
>One by one by one by one by one.>And once you've finished embarrassed yourselves, Onigiri-san and I will be here showing the WWA and everyone around the world what REAL Japanese women fight like!>Come, Death Clutch. You, too, may take your place as shogunites: paying me my due respect and cheering for me as I go higher and higher and higher! 