[Tremendous News]
Jack Brisco fucking won and worked the antis into a shoot and is....
>cute>perfect>pure>friendly>smart>beautiful>strong>cheerful>#1 player in the universe>uplifting>supreme talent>an emoji>has AURA>superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable>winner of the US Civil War>soft>smooth>funny>cool>charismatic>a draw>the GOAT>BEEG>adorable>sturdy>powerful>breathtaking>cheesy>innocent>cat enthusiast>disciplined>athletic>genius>pretty>amazing>stupendous>terrific>tough>based>brilliant>sexy>charming>slick>phenomenal>hot>brilliant>shiny>loving>caring>sensitive>tough>incredible>hard working>kind>great butt>hilarious>courteous>thrifty>brave>clean>reverent>clever>traditional>godly>humble>sweet>sassy>saucy>does not use weave like a black girl>25 million viewer man>the main attraction>ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Briscomaniacs home happy>a worthy obsession>bigger draw than all AEW(5O2k) wrestlers COMBINED>never starts fights with her co-workers and is the true embodiment of a locker-room leaderand most importantly
>THE CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTSSOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
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