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>has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - not going well
>sub 1000 followers
>sub 10 likes a tweet
>literally incapable of drawing a dime
>has to desperately samefag an anonymous board for attention
>has accounts on every wrestling forum and reddit
>neet
>lolcow
>lives with his parents at 50
>lives in newcastle the asshole of england
>supports newcastle united the only team that comes close to being as big as joke as he is
>morbidly obese
>manlet who overcompensates by projecting a height obsession
>too scared to show his face in public
>NEVER off the internet
>no time for weights
>no time for showers
>no time for sex
>no time to get a clue
>mentally ill
>has devoted his entire life to white-knighting kevin nash online
>has hundreds of pictures of kevin nash saved to his computer - pretends to be straight
>unironically refers to another man as big sexy constantly
>ironically nash himself would be disgusted by another man lusting after him so hard
>mentally trapped in 1997
>parents cry themselves to sleep at night listening to him screaming at his """internet enemies"""
>gets worked into seething shoots by anons daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by twitter messages daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by wrestling forum posts daily
>pretends to be tony soprano when asked to meet up for a fight by another geordie
>tries to adopt /asp/ language in a see-through fashion - will respond with Worked or Rent Free when btfo by anons
>desperate for metlzer’s attention - he’ll never get it
>does all his """research""" for FREE
>spends his life only discussing man-drama
>unironically thinks of himself as a heat magnet to avoid facing the fact he is a laughing stock
>thinks he btfo's anons by getting laughed at
>relentlessly samefags calling himself wolfchad and wolfgod in order to pretend he has a fanbase
>unable to reflect on his life choices
