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>parents booked a triple threat
>siblings get their entrance
>bell about to ring
>my music hits
>dad freaking out in gorilla
>mom rebooks the match on the fly
>go over clean in a c-section match
>spend the next few years on the lower card getting the shit beat out of me because now dad can't afford that old jeep he wanted to fix up
>20 years later dad wants to work a manager angle with me
>tell him he's a dimeless geek who couldn't manage a jeep in a junkyard match
>hit him with the attitude adjustment
>crowd goes apeshit
