>>9712752[Special Commentary by Ash Romero]
And here we go- Damn, Neith's gotta be like 9 feet tall, but Riley's on her ass.
Yo-ho-NO ma'am, says this uh... I don't know what Neith is- She like a cavewoman? No, that's the other one.
Regardless, she's ragdolling Rumrunner. Pirate's fighting back.
[3:40] Yeah! Riley taking care of a mosquito or something, fighting ghosts- Oohh!
Neith back on the offensive- God DAMN this bitch is big.
And it's ass-beating o' clock in Spaghetti town, Neith is keeping Riley down.
But Riley counters! YAARRRRR!
Ahoy, Lariat off the starboard bow!
[4:43]
Oh! I know where this is going!
YO!
HO!
HO!
AND!
A-
WAY!
WE!
FUCK-
ING!
GOOOOO!
Crowd aren't pirate fans, it seems. They must like Ninjas.
I agree, though. Ninjas are pretty tight.
Poor Rumrunner, looking for The One Piece
But Neith's got nothing but COMBOS
[6:32]
And Neith with her own clubbing-
eish
eish.
Eish.
Eish!
Elsh!
EISh!
EISH!
EISH!
EISH!
EEEIIIISH!
Riley's sternum's gotta be concave after that, geez.
Walking the plank, they go outside again.
[7:19] Gyyyiish! The pirate, BISECTED by those steel steps.
Neith, maybe looking for a countout victory- and Rumrunner in at 8
Jesus, hit her with the Sock'em Bopper.
Pin attempt, really?
One. Two. Nah
And a running BLUNDERBUSS of a shotgun dropkick.
One.
Two.
Yeah, that'll do it.
They're gonna have to tape this chick back together, goodness gracious.
