>>13337942>Cody vs Rock vs Reigns ends in a time limit draw >crowd starts booing >suddenly Push it To the Limit from Scarface starts playing>Tony Khan walks out and grabs a mic>everybody's confused>Tony says Roman Reigns is actually his lovechild with Triple H and he's suing for custody>Triple H furiously walks out and stares into Tony's eyes>they start making out>suddenly Cody pulls a revolver out of his tights and shoots them both in the head>yells "STORY FINISHED DADDY">shoots himself>dies in a Jesus pose>Scott D'Amore appears on the titantron>announces he's the new owner of WWE and all the men will be forcibly transition into trannies for his own personal sex harem>tranny flags fall from the ceiling>crowd flees in terror>the next day Scott D'Amore is exposed as Hitler's great grandson plotting to take over the world with an army of gay nazis>this triggers WW3>we all die in nuclear fire>cockroaches crawl into the charred remains of a TNA ring and start wrestling>TNA never diesBook a stupider ending I fucking dare you
