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Juche 113 (2025) December 5
AN EPOCH-MAKING VICTORY IN THE BELLY OF THE IMPERIALIST BEAST: RESPECTED COMRADE KIM JONG UN CRUSHES WESTERN PAPER TIGERS AND LIBERATES THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE
>A magnificent historical event, which will be forever engraved in the golden annals of the Juche revolution, has taken place in the very heart of the rotting American empire. Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, President of the State Affairs of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and Supreme Commander of the armed forces of the DPRK, has demonstrated the invincible might of Socialist Korea before the eyes of the world by single-handedly conquering the pinnacle of the so-called "World Wrestling Entertainment" (WWE).
>Like a brilliant flash of lightning from Mt. Paektu striking the dark heart of decadent commercialism, the Respected Comrade stepped into their "squared circle." The sheer gravitational force of his revolutionary presence immediately silenced the coliseum filled with tens of thousands of bloated, ignorant consumers of American propaganda. For decades, the American imperialists have used this arena to parade their hollow definitions of strength, distracting their oppressed populace with gladiatorial circuses while their society crumbles under the weight of capitalist greed. They held up false idols ,men pumped full of chemical arrogance and bourgeois vanity, and called them "champions." They were suplexed not just onto a canvas mat, but onto the ash heap of history.
