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>the name's Noire
>I solve mysteries
>murder, mayhem, mushroom girls; I've got a lot on my plate right now
>a veritable banquet of misery
>and just when I'd eaten my fill life pried open my jaws and force fed me a second helping of shit
>see I bested every broad in the rumble
>even took out Pizza Girl and that bronze bitch Duna Sands
>now I've got to face one of four psychos title
>an adorable little pixie with bones as tough as a two dollar steak
>a delusional head case with more guns than an american middle school
>an honest to fuckin' god demon
>and perhaps worst of all, a canadian
>so I guess the greatest mystery is...
>what the hell am I supposed to do now?
