>>14089304Okay pigwheels I'm back so here's what I promised. Why the main event of Wrestlemania Night 1 mogs Ospreay vs Take-a-Shit:
>watching Seth, Cody, Roman, and Rock just walk to the ring was more entertaining that anything AEW has done sing the beginning of 2023>all four men understand what pro wrestling is and how it works. Ospreay and Take-a-Shit, by contrast, don't. >people actually know who Seth, Cody, Roman, and Rock are>this main even is more historically significant and more watched than any match Ospreay and Take-a-Shit will ever have in their entire careers>Rock was still entertaining despite him being approximately 10,000 years old>the outcome of this match has actual consequences unlike Ospreay vs Take-a-Shit>people will remember this main event for quite some time, meanwhile, you're literally the only person(and I use the term loosely) who remembers Ospreay vs Take-a-Shit even happened>you're gay and you touch yourself at nightI think that just about covers it desu
