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>AEW signs him in 2021
>crowd loses collective mind
>“August 13, 2005 I left wrestling, August 20, 2021 I’m back”
>takes another massive dump on WWE
>acts like AEW invented wrestling
>challenging Darby Allin like a cool uncle at the skatepark
>feud with Hangman Page
>gets real-life butthurt over promo
>takes it personally like Jordan meme
>wins AEW title
>goes nuclear at media scrum
>eating muffins while berating the entire roster
>calls out Colt Cabana, The Elite, Hangman, Tony Khan's spine
>"if you have a problem with me, come find me"
>they do
>chairs are thrown, dog is scared, Ace Steel bites someone
>becomes actual Looney Tunes backstage fight
>yet another case of him causing massive unneccessary drama
>gets injured again lmao
>comes back on AEW Collision
>whole locker room divided like a middle school lunchroom
>gets into a fight with Jungle Boy at All In 2023
>over...glass
>fucking glass
>physically confronts him like it's prison rules backstage
>AEW fires him on the spot
>self-destructed again, in a smaller company with more creative freedom
>burned bridges with WWE, flopped in UFC, burned bridges with AEW, and then wanted back in WWE again
>they actually took him back despite having
CM Punk: the human Molotov cocktail that throws himself at every bridge he crosses, watches it burn, then somehow gets booked to cross the next one.
