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Meet "The Rabid Honey Badger" Crispin Roy (Chris-Pen Wah)
This mysterious fellow seemingly appeared out of nowhere sometime around 2007. Don't bother asking about his past, the famously reticent Mr. Roy has been known to lock curious questioners in his patented disabler crossface. Former travel partners say that at times he can be heard mumbling things to himself such as "why didn't they tap out?" and "maybe if I post hard enough people will actually start to think it was Kevin Sullivan".
Enigmatic background aside, what isn't in question is his ability in the ring. Along with his mastery of mat techniques and submission holds, he also has a steady grasp of high-flying moves such as his signature headbutt that has come to be called the Bowflex Bomb.
After years of working in small bingo hall shows due to not wanting to work for any major promotions because he "can't have those fuckers recognizing me" (whatever that means) he learned about /PWCW/. The creative freedom and lack of wrestlers who were in the business in 07 or before has led to him offering promoter Jim Kekett his services as both a wrestler and trainer.
Will his eccentricities and insistence on there being no "lying cheating whores" or "young children who look slightly retarded but actually weren't-I mean aren't retarded I swear" on the roster as well as his refusal to work with veteran wrestlers, will all this baggage prove to be too much to handle?
Only time will tell
