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"Yeah so I saw a wrestler come through the airport the other day, and you're not going to believe this. No no it wasn't The Rock. That would be cool.
"No, I guess wrestlers are really small these days or something. I remember when I was a kid and I got to meet Hulk Hogan and while he's smaller than you'd think, he was still a big guy. But this little squirt, uh, Adam sumptin'r other, I dunno. I've never heard of him. I haven't watched WWF in like 20 years. But anyway, he was only like 5'5" and he had like no muscles. His hair was really wet for no reason too.
"He had this big shiny gold belt that was bigger than he was for fucks sake! I asked him if he worked in the office, like the official belt boy or something having to take the belt from town to town, and he got really pissy about it. Y'know "I'm the champion BAY BAY! Don't you know who I am," yaddayaddayadda. He started giving Tomeeka some shit, and you know she ain't the one to fuck with, especially so close to quitting time, so we 'randomly' selected him for a full cavity search."
