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*STATIC INTERRUPTS THE BROADCAST*
*THE GOON JAPAN LOGO FLASHES*
*OMINOUS THROAT SINGING*
>Well, well, well
>Forbidden Allure
>The night of nights, where the eastern wind blows and sets right the sails of the wrestling industry
>My Japanese compatriots have come to fight for the honour of the Ramen Fox against your Spaghetti Dog in bouts that I am sure will draw the cheers and ire of the crowd. It will be quite the spectacle
>But the Khan fights for the Khan. And so Jingisu Kan has decided her war will be a personal one
>Lillith, they say you are called. You say you will go to war for your dog.
>Excellent. I long to set your strength against mine.
>Let the might of the mightiest empire the world has ever seen, the unbridled strength and stampede of the steppe bear down against your fires of love and passion
>Our war will be GLORIOUS
>And I will be VICTORIOUS
>I WANT BUT ONE THING WHEN I WIN
>I
>WILL
>EAT
>YOUR
>DOG
Jingisu pauses
>I understand that is not an acceptable stipulation. Why, pray tell, would you ever agree to it?
>My dear... if you do not... then with Tengri as my witness, I swear
>I will slaughter every dog, goat and chicken in the Kingdom
>THE MIGHT OF THE HOARDE WILL RENDER AN EGG SHORTAGE FROM WHICH IT WILL NEVER RECOVER
>YOUR DEAR RAGING RED WILL GO HUNGRY!
Jingisu cackles
>But I am a merciful Khan
>So I offer something humbly in exchange. A stipulation of my own.
>Shall you best me... I shall kneel...
>And name you Lord of the Steppe
>I do not offer this lightly.
>But I see the fire in your eyes.
>I see how much you long to protect your pet.
>Which makes seeing the extinguishing of those flames, the agony that will come to you when I eat it all the more euphoric
>Come now, Lillith
>ANSWER THE KHAN
