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>[For the first time in weeks, Kelly Omega's music blares through the Spaghetti Town auditorium as the crowd erupts in thunderous boos. it's almost Pavlovian at this point]:
"All right, all right, simmer down, losers. Now that the NOBODIES have had their little 'tournament' it's time for the real stars of this company to get back on TV. First things first, that little Cup was a waste of time with some of the worst guest 'commentary' I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. The fact anybody would take what 'she' has to say is something I'll never understand. If you wanted some actual expertise and legitimacy thrown your way, you should have called me the Colour BY GODDESS Commentator, and you can be sure I wouldn't have let my personal grievances get in the way. If there is one thing you can be sure of when Kelly Omega is on the mic it is unbiased discussion and fairness to all."
"Now, let me get to why I'm here. And this is important, idiots, so listen closely."
