Quoted By:
>"H-hey everyone! It's your favorite beach girl, Shelly Shores here!"
>"I've been having a lot of people asking me some questions about my WWA career and asking me when I'm going to have my debut match!"
>"Well...the answer is never! It took a few months of legal troubles and a lot of very expensive lawyers, but I've finally been freed from my WWA contract!"
>"In fact, I will never ever ever show up in the WWA, or any wrestling promotion, again!"
>"Hate to disappoint you, Shellymaniacs, but I've uh...I've got some more important things to do than deal with a bunch of 'roided up muscle monsters, you know?"
>"Please don't try to send me any more mail or messages or anything. Oh god please don't try to get in touch with me or anything."
>"S-Shelly out!"
>". . ."
>"Okay good hopefully that's enough to get everyone to forget about me and leave me alone. The last thing I want is to be associated with those bitches in the WWA even a moment longer."
>"Between getting tossed in the sea and getting tentacled by some freaky fish girl, I don't *ever* want to even think about the wrestling industry ever again."
>"Hey...why is the light on your camera still on? Did you forget to..."
>"MOTHERFU--"
