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>Ezekiel is in fact Elias under a different alias.
>Mr. America is Hulk Hogan wearing a mask
>It's a tear in the poster. Not a knife
>Chris Benoit killed his family
>Shawn Michaels didn't lose his smile, he just didn't want to do the job for Bret Hart at Mania
>Triple H didn't have sex with a corpse, it was a mannequin
>Lita has 3 children but they're in heaven because she aborted them
>Macho Man did not actually rape Stephanie McMahon
>Montreal Screwjob wasn't a work. It was a shoot contract dispute that resulted in McMahon having to go into business for himself. Bret Hart had no knowledge of it
>Sammy Guevara is still dating Pam. His relationship with Tay Conti is just kayfabe
>Kenny Omega is objectively the best Wrestler in the world.
>Roman Reigns never had Leukemia. It was long term storytelling because the real story was Leakee was coming within him and he didn't want to become a no dimes shitter again so he took time to meditate with The Rock
>Chris Jericho did not rape Kelly Kelly
>CM Punk threw his two UFC fights and made millions off his loss due to underground Vegas betting. He would have easily HEEM'd them if money was not involved
>Ric Flair did not actually call Teddy Long a nigger
>JBL and Blue Meanie are shoot best friends. Bradshaw went a little dusty so Blue Meanie could get a future payday to help pay for his children's college fund
>Stone Cold is straight edge and he never actually beat his wife, Debra, who he is actually still married to this day. They are only divorced in kayfabe
