>>9476894Shogun, having finished watching what was left at the battle royale, returns to the locker room frustrated.
>I didn’t win, I didn’t get to eliminate anybody, and that thief almost nabbed my bra as she whipped me over the ropes…>I can’t believe that cow girl managed to last so long! Surely no one else did, either.>On the plus side, that oni was so pathetic that I didn’t even need to fight her!>Hmhm…what’s the word those ruder fans like to say? “Kwab”? I don’t actually know what that means yet, but next time I see her I’ll be sure to say it.As she reaches for her gym bag, her cell phone rings. She answers it.
>Hello?>Ah! Azuma-sama! How are things at the shrine?>…A-Azuma-sama? There’s really no need to yell. I know you don’t normally use phones, so—>Eh? The onis? I’m trying my best to rid this place of them. But considering what just happened to the one that I was fighting, I think I’ve spread the word about their dangers! The work might just get done for me~>Oh, you saw the match? I’m sorry for disappointing you, but...>…pfft. Hahahaha! Come now, even a mere shrine maiden like myself could see through such a bold-faced lie. There is absolutely no way that she’s a part of any shrine or has any love for the kami. Her or her big, red, angry sister.>…the Biei shrine? I’m familiar, yes.>...>…>…HUH?!>C-come now, Azuma-sama! They can’t REALLY be employing onis, can they?! I-I mean, maybe the two girls that work there just coincidentally LOOK like oni! >Yes, that’s it! They have a skin defect and had something stuck to their heads as result of a cruel prank, and just decided to remain that way for the rest of their lives! And they just…coincidentally…>…they also wrestle in the WWA? Ahah…well…um…>…>…yes…I’m sorry…I'll handle it.>*click*Shogun sighs.
>Well.>Time to make things right. 