>>6211225up North, you know, we have a different point of view. And here, from the North country we have a wonderful wrestler and he’s a great bloke, I’d like you welcome him here and now, he’s Big Daddy and he’s got stories from the North!
>polite applause>"Hello, ah-ha-ha! Hallo! my name is Big Daddy, and I remember this one time your mother had cancer of the arsehole!">ecstatic audience applause>even the kids are laughing>"I want to tell you a story. There’s this bloke, right.. and he’s Irish and he’s Jewish and he’s Pakistani and he’s stupid and he’s lost his teeth…">"…and all his hai-, all his hair fell out…">"…and his legs fell off… and …his, his, his cock got sliced off by a lawn mower!!">"And he said, oh-hoo I’m not feeling too well">"And this black bloke came round and said to him.."> "If you’re not feeling well,…"> "…you should see how I’m feeling!"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>audience falls apart in mad britbong hysterics & wild laughter. English stand-up comedy and pro-wrestling is savedOh Big Daddy you've done it again my son