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Jesus was the Son of God, who created the heavens and the earth
>Bret was the son of Stu Hart, who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever
Jesus was the leader of the Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained 80'000 people with just one match, one Intercontinental belt and one fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused.
The crowd chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus was killed in Cavalry
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in ring career disappeared three years after the Montreal Screwjob
Jesus was killed by jews
>Bret's career was ended by a jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result if how his career ended
>Bret had a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from sins and gave all people an opportunity for salvation.
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from the Kliq, to give fans the Attitude Era.
Merry Christmas, /pw/.
