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Sid used to own a pet Squirrel that he would bring on the road with him and one day he brought it to a house show so of course the boys made fun of him and told him you can’t tame a squirrel and bet him it would start chewing on his nuts if he put it down his pants. He was supposed to keep it in his trunks for 1 minute and somewhere at the halfway point the squirrel chewed through his foreskin and split it in half. Sid couldn’t extract the squirrel from his pants so he decided to do a burpee, he dropped face first on the locker room floor and humped the tile floor, fucking the squirrel to death while everyone laughed. Luckily he was able to remove the creature from his cock before rigor mortis set it, but the skin of Sid’s cock was chewed completely in two. The boys are known to exaggerate but it’s rumored he had to let the ER finish the Squirelcumcision, while others claiming he was stitched back together. They did force him to get a Rabies shot which in those days was incredibly unpleasant. None of the wrestlers involved in the bet attended the funeral for the Squirrel but the story inspired the creators of the film Ice Age to name their Hyperactive beast Sid the Squirrel in honor of the twitchy little beast that was fucked to death on that hot summer night in 1991.
