>>9437311>This is all shit from the 90s! From 30 God damned years ago! It's a relic! Old hat! A throwback to an era where wrestling was kiddie bullshit plagued with people in brightly coloured tights and spouting nonsense catch phrases about slim jims and 'THE AMERICAN WAY'>With the exception of the exceedingly decrepit - hey Mighty MILF, how are ya? - the roster wasn't even alive when Ranger Rabbit's idols were running about trying to change this sport from a legitimate athletic contest into a RIDICULOUS pastiche of Saturday morning bullshit!She jerks a thumb at herself
>ME? >HOLLY?>I'm an ATHLETE. I have trained in LEGITIMATE combat dojos. I have a background in kickboxing, Muay Thai, my strikes have legitimate weight, legitimate danger! I'm not here powering myself up with delusion and with fruity little costumes. I'm not here trying to call back to an era of rampant steroid abuse and military intervention in South America!>I am a once-in-a-lifetime fighter! A prodigy in the ring! My fists are blessed by God, so much so that when you come into the ring with me, I am a legitimate threat to your life! Make no mistake, I AM THE FUTURE OF THIS INDUSTRY.>And I came to the WWA to try myself in the ring AGAINST OTHER REAL threats TO BRING THAT BRIGHT FUTURE TO THIS COMPANY.>AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GET AS A REWARD FOR MY HARD WORK? DO YOU KNOW HOW THE WWA SHOWS IT'S APPRECIATION FOR ME? SOMEONE WHO WORKS HER ARSE OFF EVERY WEEK IN THE GYM, SOMEONE WHO IS OUT BEFORE DAWN RUNNING SUICIDES, OUT HITTING THE BAG EVERY MINUTE, OUT BREAKING BONES AND BLEEDING TO BECOME THAT LITTLE BIT TOUGHER, A LITTLE BIT MORE FORMIDABLE!?>I get sidelined because the God-DAMN champion thinks Ranger Rabbit is CUTEHolly grimaces, before turning to face the locker room
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