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>500k subscribers from 15 years ago
>on his fifth stroke
>sneaks fast food into the hospital after his most recent stroke
>lost all function in his arm, now hangs by his side like a wet purple noodle
>can't walk anymore
>was never able to cook in the first place and fails to follow the most basic recipe instructions
>serves people decomposing year-old brisket at his church chili competition and seethes when nobody votes for his chili as best
>makes his wife do all the cooking in his new videos because he's basically a vegetable
>pretends to follow le carnivore meme diet, has to hide that he sneaks carbs off-camera which is why his blood sugar levels never go down
>videos average a few hundred views, 90% of them from hatewatchers and Kiwitroons posters
Forget X-Pac 'go away' heat, Ja/ck/ has 'die already' heat
